'JOBAHOLIC' January 2017 blog entry.

How many jobs have YOU had? A strange question I know, but after a couple of Chivas at ‘home alone’, I got to thinking, (like you do), about the string of jobs I have had in my 51 year working life. As I poured my third Chivas I decided to make a list. I had overdosed on watching ‘The Good Wife’ and Chivas I think, as I could no longer follow the plots.....I had lost the plot!
I eventually finished my almost illegible list and just stared at it, such variety and diversity, I was so impressed by the vast amount of difference between one job and the next that I felt the need to list them here for your perusal. Plus I didn’t know what to write about for this months’ blog. So, read on and gasp in awe at the completely disjointed variation of ‘MY JOBS’. I list them in order to the best of my fading memory.( This list does not include a few unsavoury jobs I would rather not talk about...know what I mean? Nudge, nudge.)
MY JOBS
1.       Newspaper round.
2.       Butchers assistant and delivery boy.
3.       Milkman.
4.       3 year apprenticeship in the Shoe trade.
5.       Self employed own Shoe factory.
6.       Cafe/restaurant owner.
7.       Hotel and Pub manager.
8.       Office partitioning
9.       Building maintenance and development.
10.   Night Club manager.
11.   Second Cafe/Restaurant.
12.   Magician.
13.   Author.
I think that’s all but I’m not dead yet! Who knows, I might get offered a job as a ‘Careers Officer’ after this.
Till next time x
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